I've got ten dollars to my name,
let's go have some fun.
Would you miss me if I disappeared
from sunset to dawn
with pretty eyed boys who love to have fun?
But tonight I'll be with you,
let's go see a show.
I'll be dressed in ripped blue jeans,
maybe even a beggar skirt,
Does it bother you when I sit next to you,
showing off my bare legs and rubbing up against you?
I could sit on your lap
with your arms around your neck
in the back of the theatre.
Who cares what's going on on stage
when there's a performance right between us?
until the play ends.
until this next song ends.
during the biggest dance number.
'Cause it's the tragic love story
of Marius and 'Ponine,
and there ain't no Cosette.
Rub your knee against mine
during the show
right next to that annoying girl
trying to get you to take off her clothes.
But she doesn't know that you belong to me tonight.
I lean into your side after she disappears stage right.
right as Act One ends.
The curtain's closed,
the lights come on.
Come on, pretend we're just friends.
go to the bathroom, please.
up against the tile wall.
(Five minutes till curtain call!)
Act Two has just begun.
Oh honey, there's lipstick on your neck.
Oh shit, it's the principal,
I'll go here, you go outside,
let's pretend there's nothing going on between us.
I can hardly resist you,
tell me where to go.
Oh that's my cue to go;
gotta go, meet me backstage.
It's pretty damn deserted,
no one will know,
they'll never know.
I can see you watching me.
I can see the look that's in your eyes,
I know you want to get with me.
you dirty boy, I'm barely off the stage when you
Watch the stairs,
there's the dressing room over there.
Pardon the make up,
clear off the table,
I think we're alone now;
everyone else is off stage left.
I've got a solo part,
I'm the only one who needs to be here.
If you'll stay here with me,
I can make it a duet.
We'll be singing all night long,
and everyone'll be jealous.
If you please could you be the Marius to my
Just take my hand and glide me,
don't letmeletme gogo.
Don't leave me for that beggar brat,
you'll only have eyes for me.
Come and dance with me, love.
We've got some time to kill before our bows.
Let's lay down on the couch here and--
Your fingers trail down my corset;
you whisper sweetly,
Kick off my heels and--
"This isn't a dream," I whisper back--
You pull me on top of you,
I'm on your lap.
"Direktor, I love you very much."
and I'll finally have you now--
cast assemble yourselves for the final bow!"--
I want to kissyoukissyoukissyou,
there's no one else around!--
The end of the act...
The end of the show...
The curtain goes up...
"Ladies and gentlemen, come back tomorrow to see the encore,
and invite all your friends!
Have a good night and we'll
see you again!"